Sep 252013
 
bloody hand towel

bloody shower curtain

bloody bath mat

Give your guests a scare with this bloody bathroom set. This would be great for the guest bathroom during a Halloween party, or a scary movie night sleepover. Bloody hand towel, bloody bath mat and bloody shower curtain are purchased separately (see below).

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Apr 302013
 

Director: “Quiet Please. We’re rolling.”

Camera – Focus is on inside of solid door from distance. Zoom in and hold.

Director: “Action”

German Shepherd head butts the door, comes crashing through and says in a very deep voice: “You can’t handle the truth!”

Director: “Cut!” “Wrong movie. Let’s try that again. Everybody, take your places. Action!”

German Shepherd (head still sticking through the hole in door, and with those insane Cujo-like eyes): “Here’ssssssssssssssssss Johnny!”

Director: “Cut! That was perfect.”

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This is just an example of the silly stuff that went through my head when I first saw this photo on Facebook. Does anyone else create these scenarios in their head, usually starting with a random thought or image? Please say yes, so I don’t think I’m crazy. LOL! ~Susan

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 Posted by on April 30, 2013
Feb 232013
 

We’ve added more strange and unusual products to our new category, Susan’s Amusings. These would make great gifts for people who have everything, or that friend or family member that is hard to buy for. Some fit the occasion perfectly, like the knife set for a divorced or separated woman who wants to take out her frustration on her ex. How about a great birthday present? You might even see something here that you’d like for yourself.

THE EX Kitchen Knife Set
THE EX Kitchen Knife Set

What a great way to take out your frustrations on your Ex. Just stab away! The Ex makes a perfect gift and it’s a great conversation piece. Available in assorted colors.

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Etch A Sketch iPad 2 case

Now, the Worlds Favorite Drawing Toy, the Etch A Sketch, and the worlds most revolutionary product, the iPad 2, have come together in the form of Headcases officially licensed Etch A Sketch iPad 2 case. It also comes in Etch A Sketch iPhone 4 case

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Beardski Prospector Ski Mask

Beardski – Attitude meets performance. Sport this insulated ski mask with comfortable lined neoprene, woven thermal fleece and stylish 12″ synthetic beard on the slopes, riding your Harley or exploring the polar ice cap. The advanced mask design covers the ears, face and neck from the harshest of cold-weather conditions. Git Yer Beard On!

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Morning Mug

When you pour in the hot coffee, the mug’s appearance quickly changes. Within a minute, the black mug has become completely white and the face will have awoken to greet you. What a way to start the day!

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Redverz Gear Series II Expedition Tent

Redverz Gear put the comfort back into camping with the Series II Expedition Tent adds to the appeal of the original design which shelters riders, motorbikes and gear in comfort, out of the elements and under one roof.

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The Wine Rack

Turn an A cup in to double Ds and sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends. Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too.

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Fred Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray

Guitar-inspired ice cube maker offers loads of fun and laughs. From Fred, the renowned novelty shop that produces super fun kitchen gadgets and gizmos. 3 per pkg., so buy two!

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Fred ABC Cookie Cutter

Ginger bread cookie cutters with the head, arm and leg bitten off.

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Dead Fred Pen Holder

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well Dead Fred is the man for you! Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart… and is if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips – and your stress and frustration, vanished!

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Mace Pepper Gun

The Mace Pepper Gun is one of the most accurate defense sprays available. The trigger-activated LED light disorients an attackers vision and helps to accurately aim the Mace Pepper Gun in low-light situations.

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Batman Character Costume Apron

A fantastic costume apron with the classic look of Batman. Great for outdoor BBQs or even just baking at home. Adult polyester apron. One size fits most.

Also comes in more of your favorite super heroes, such as the Amazing Spider-man, Captain America, Superman, and Wonder Woman.

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Add your comments and tell us what you think!

Look for the next Susan’s Amusings – Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 5) – Coming Soon!

See our previous 10 Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 3) – Click Here!

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Feb 162013
 

Susan’s Amusings is our new category where we started a series of posts where we found strange and unusual products. Some are for real, others may be fake but they are downright hilarious. Others are just plain ingenious. Kind of like the pet rock where everyone said to themselves, “I wish I had thought of that!” These would make great gifts for people who have everything, or how about a birthday present for that friend or family member that is hard to buy for?


Condiment Gun

This would be great for a picnic or a food fight. Now you can play with your food!

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Heart Shaped Umbrella

This would be great for a wedding or romantic photo shoot!

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Wall Mount Fish Bowl

It looks like a porthole!

This is a great conversation piece when you have guests. And you don’t have to worry about the cat!

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Tricky Dogs

You might remember these from your childhood

Aren’t all kids fascinated with magnets?

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Magic Wand Salt & Pepper Shakers

Sprinkle a little magic at your next party!

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Wonder Woman Snuggie

Wonder Woman Comfy Throw Blanket With Sleeves “Being Wonderous”

Enjoy the comfy, warm feeling of being completely surrounded in a throw, but having the freedom to still use your hands!

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Lego Salt and Pepper Shakers!

Have fun cooking with the Lego Mini-figure heads making you smile when you use the salt and pepper!

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Egg Muffin Toaster

This is great! Make two egg Muffins in 5 minutes.

Egg and Muffin toastser, 4 wide slots with high-toast lift to accommodate bagels, breads and croissants, defrost function with light to dark control settings, egg cooker can steam, poach or scramble eggs in about 4 mins, egg basket for hard or soft boiling up to 8 eggs at one time, 2 meat warming trays to heat pre-cooked meats, tomato or pineapple slices, concealed cord storage, slide-out crumb tray, auto shut-off with cancel button, 1800-watt, 1-year warranty.

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Small Puppy Laundry and Toy Hamper – Tan

Comes in monkey and frog, too!

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Add your comments and tell us what you think!

Look for the next Susan’s Amusings – Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 4) – Click Here!

See our previous 10 Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 2) – Click Here!

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Feb 142013
 

More Susan’s Amusings.

After browsing Amazon for awhile, I found some more items that I found to be very interesting. Some are real and some are fake. Some are down right hilarious. Some would make great gag gifts, and some may actually work. But, mostly, if you need a good laugh, take a look at some of these products. Add your comments and tell us what you think!


Bathroom Pedestal Stand for iPad 2/3/4 Tablet with Roll Holder

I just saw this on Amazon and had to post it.
The iPad and new tablet technology are revolutionizing how and where we view entertainment. You can say that again!

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The Wizard of Oz Red Ruby Slippers Doorstop

This cute and shiny doorstop of the Wicked Witch of the East’s legs and ruby slippers will bring a smile to your face, and your friends. This door stopper is a definite eye stopper. It is small and unobtrusive, yet heavy enough to do the job.

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Reluctant Groom Cake Topper

This cake topper is perfect for the groom, who may have found his way to the altar the hard way. Actually, it would be a whimsical topper for the groom’s cake.

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WTF? Self-Inking Rubber Stamp

You’ll draw a lot of attention at work with this on your desk. In fact, your coworkers will probably have an occasion to borrow it!

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Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife – Click Here!

This is the ultimate Swiss army knife. It includes 87 implements for almost any situation. For the MacGyver in you!

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Uranium Ore – Click Here!

Radioactive Ore Sample (NORM) Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials. *NOTE: This is real! Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

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Anti Monkey Butt Powder – Click Here!

This is ideal for butt busting activities such as motorcycling, bicycling, horseback riding, etc. For temporary relief from pain and itching associated with chaffing and rashes. May be used daily

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Dave’s Ghost Pepper Naga Jolokia Hot Sauce 5oz – Click Here!

So, you think you can handle any amount of heat? This sauce is not for mere mortals.

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UFO-02 Detector – Click Here!

The UFO detector continually monitors its surrounding area for any magnetic and electromagnetic anomalies.

And if that fails, you can still experience the UFO phenomenon with an authentic Roswell Soil Sample from a 1947 UFO crash site.
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Add your comments and tell us what you think!

See the next 10 Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 3) – Click Here!

See our previous 5 Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon (Part 1) – Click Here!

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Feb 102013
 

I’m going to start a new category, Susan’s Amusings.

Yesterday, I came across a link to a product sold on Amazon, and I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. For the next few hours, I browsed Amazon looking at bizarre, funny and unusual products. Some are down right hilarious, some would make great gag gifts, and some may actually work. But, mostly, if you’re having a rough day and need a good laugh, take a look at some of these products. Add your comments and tell us what you think!


Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

This brings texting while driving to a whole new level. (j/k) This is for when you actually want to pull over for a bite to eat, or to take notes and/or do some work on your laptop.

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Tattoo Adhesive Bandages

Cover your boo-boo with one of these rough and rugged Skin Art Bandages to trick people into thinking you’re tough.

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Canned Unicorn Meat

A great gag gift for the unicorn collector. Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days.

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Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

This would make a great gag gift for the crazy cat lady in your life! We all have one, right?

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Crazy Cat Lady Game

This goes great with the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

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Add your comments and tell us what you think!

See the next 5 Bizarre, Funny and Unusual Products Found on Amazon – Click Here!

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